Tag: Action

Label me “Fallen”

If I were president, I would enact a new law: A film director or actor/actress must face the same punishment (or reward) the viewer faces when watching one of their works. With that said, if I were to add up all of Michael Bay’s atrocities since Armageddon, I think, I think, I would easily be able to just walk up to him on the street and dump a sturdy crap on his head and have him thank me for it.


Tropic Thunder

Oh, man. What can I say about Tropic Thunder? When I initially saw the preview of this movie, I thought it was a brand new direction for comedies; a big-budget funny parody of war movies with an all-star cast. I was wrong. It was more of a Zoolander-like parody of Hollywood than anything I would…


Hancock

Hancock is one of those movies where if you look at its smooth, shiny surface from afar you will wonder “Hmmm, bizarre pornography?” But then if you scratch a little at it, you will find a mindless roller-coaster ride which defies all laws of physics. If you scratch further more, you will feel a pulse—a…


The Bourne Ultimatum

Two words pretty much sum up this movie: Holy sh*t. I went in that theater half-forgetting what the first two in the series were about. I spent half the time during the previews recollecting the memories and the other half regretting not doing a 4-hour Bourne marathon on the day before… it doesn’t matter though……


28 Weeks Later

I was talking to my cousin about this movie so I would like to quote myself and say: “I thought the first one [28 Days Later] made me numb and desensitized, but no. I cried like a schoolgirl with pigtails… who had her lunch box stolen… and got raped on the way home… I think…